(PLY AUG PR) Rock Bottom

After cruising through the first four months of the season the Plymouth Rocks have finally hit a major rough patch in the month of August after going 11-14. While the front office is in turmoil the Rocks' GM has come up with a few ideas of what has happened. 

Idea #1 

Super evil space aliens have come down from deep outer-space to steal all the team from several Rocks' players. 

Idea #2

Dr. Evil is back in the mojo stealing game and this time his target is the Plymouth Rocks' this time. 

Idea #3

The team had a new cleat chaser by the name of Anna Marie that gave most of the team something that damn near killed them but the Rocks' have so much TWTW that they did not saying anything to anyone. 

Idea #4

Agent X had enough talk of the NL so he had to knock them down a notch. 

Whatever has happened to the Rocks', the GM has a fool proof plan that is for sure to make the team shake back. 

Hours and hours of motivational videos showing them that not all hope is lost. Videos that show people who have gone through similar situations only to overcome all odds and be on top again. 

Videos like: 

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don't forget

And last but not least 

Plymouth GM has another tactic to make the team play better is a little motivational tactic called "call everyone who isn't playing good out and continue to do so until they change their ways." So here we go! 

Players that sucked in August: 

Pitchers: 

Jose Moran, SP, 0-4, 6.68 ERA, 1.60 WHIP

Walt Burton, SP, 1-3, 6.34 ERA, 1.50 WHIP

Bartolo Garcia, RP, 4.70 ERA

Dave Smeddon, SP, 2-3, 4.70 ERA, 1.33 WHIP

Robinison Gonzales, CL, 4.50 ERA, 1.70 WHIP

Hitters: 

Victor Serrano, C, 17-83 (.205)

Roy Patrick, DH/OF, 17-75 (.227)

Antonio Gonzales, 3B, 23-93 (.247)

There is one last thing Sims has up his sleeve for his master plan to return the Rocks' to their winning ways. This might be the most critical piece of the puzzle that is the Rocks' this season. Just play a remaining schedule with opponents winning percentage is 42% and only playing one more series vs a team over .500. 

With all of these plans in place surely the Rocks' have to return to the team everyone loves to hate.