Baffin July PR!

Monthly Win-Loss Record: 11-15 = garbage

3 Best Things That Happened This Month:

1. The draft happened

2. Bolstered bullpen with acquisition of Dave Rhodes from Houston

3. Chris Bates came back

3 Most Concerning Things That Happened This Month:
1. Robert Reeves hit the motherfucking DL for 11 months with a blown up arm.

2. The Beavers went 11-15, fuck sakes

3. Did I mention Reeves went down THE DAY OF THE DEADLINE!???

Injury Report:

REEVES

Tony Morton found his way to the DL...again

Changes to Starting Lineup:

Lao has been moved out of the Island to acquire a more defensive 2B in Isenhood, Ferreria will move to 3B upon returning

Changes to Starting Rotation or Bullpen Anchors:

Fuck off, Reeves is out, so, fuck off

Trade Report (Did you trade anybody, did you come close and couldn’t pull the trigger?):

Lao gone

Isenhood in

Next Big Thing Update (How are you pre-season prospects doing?)

Why bother, Branda or Chase will tell me my prospects are trash anyway