Niagara Falls August PR

I wish I had it as good as Casey Stengel back in '62 was heard muttered from the mouth of Frenzy GM Robert Perinka.  Guys that are any good are leaving us, guys we thought could be good, aren't very.  Guys we are developing are years away.  Our first round pick joined the fucking peace corps and refused to sign.  We really are an expansion team without the luxury of a draft.  Average age is over 30.  Already working on the offseason, we have a lot of work to do.  Need to stockpile draft picks by moving the limited talent that we do have.  

Nobody from Niagara Falls will come to the games, our product on the field isn't worth watching.  Nickel beer night was a drunken disaster with the only thing that exceeded the number of people arrested was the number of runs put up against us.  Autographed baseball night was a disaster when someone in the stands hurled it towards the outfield and broke Martin DeJesus' fibula.  Attempts to sign the fan to a developmental contract also failed.  Pulp Fiction Night was the worst of all.  Half the women dressed up as Jody and jammed up the metal detectors with all the facial piercings and many fans didn't get in until the third inning.  Many of the remaining women overdosed on heroin in the CF bleachers, and someone keyed all the cars in the parking lot.  

No sense listing stats as none of these guys will be with us next season.  We'll put together our going away party for our August PR

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