Monday, July 31, 2017

NSH SEP PR: BSA HAIKUS

Aaron is the worst
Makes trades that are one sided
Still can't beat Plymouth

Dave is our stat god
10 game win streak, holy shit
Wild card in his sights

Nashville is still bad
They might be good in 10 years
If not I resign

Dave Dodd for the hall
Swain is a solid commish
But JST tho

Trump is not my prez
Fresno might miss the playoffs
Please make it happen

More people in Slack
Seriously it's the best
Y'all should be in Slack

Dookie is a dog
You're letting a dog beat you
For real, he's a dog

Sorry for no charts
Someone else can make some charts
Let's see them charts. Charts.

I hope you enjoyed
I spent like an hour on this
Give me 5 Colins

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