(After recent developments, Team President Mike Brands has decided he needs a new Press Secretary that can reshape his image in the BSA by handling the press and the critics.
One of the things Branda knows he needs to work on is his facial expressions. Often times, people confuse him for being serious or intense when he is truly trying to be laid back and amusing.
Before the announcement of the new Press Secretary, the camera caught the two men backstage working on Branda's facial expression.)
Secretary: Okay show me! Give me Blue Steel!
Secretary: (Puts his head in his hands.) No. That's not gonna cut it! Screw this, I'm gonna go out there and show you!!!
(Voice over is heard making an announcement to the press that is awaiting the first appearance of the new Press Secretary!)
Voice Over: Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys and Girls. Children of all ages. Please put your hands together for a man... a man that during the Bowling Green Massacre was the FIRST person to open his home to the victims. A man who has a high, no very high work ethic. A man with very little greedy and normal intelligence. A man who can take a team who is in shambles and put them on auto pilot like no other! A man who is here to transform Team President Branda from a PRnightmare to a PR dreamboat. There's only one man for the job. Please, put clap...!
(Press Secretary walks out to flashing bulbs. Everybody realizes who it is, and there is a buzz in the room. The new press secretary looks off stage presumably to Branda. He says "watch this." Then he turns to the camera.)
(The women in the room faint. The men in the room start thinking this may be their first gay feeling. He doesn't even go to the podium, he just walks off stage. But his microphone is still hot.)
Press Secretary: Blue Steel Motherfucker.
#Fade to Black
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