The Greatest Wildcard Round Ever
Let’s meet our teams:
Vista Panthers (99-63) 2nd in the CL West
After Dante Owens went down for the season, the Panthers were one of the most pitching heavy, and stingy teams in the league, ranking fourth in ERA (3.24) in the league, and second in the CL. Vista’s BSA leading defense was a part of that too, and the Panthers only ended up allowing 586 runs over the season. Twenty Five year old starter Dave “Pep” Jackson earned his first all-star nod in his third season, putting up 5.3 WAR while almost striking out 200 batters. For as good as their starters were (again, second in the CL), their relievers were even better with a 2.97 ERA. Vista was always ready for the long game, going 14-6 in extra-inning games, and 28-19 in one run games.
But they were the wildcard team for a reason- Dante Owens led the team in HRs, despite playing less than 100 games. They were 13th in the CL in batting average, and 10th in OPS. Without Owens, Rivera led the team with a .265 average, and no one made it to 85 RBIs.
Finally, Vista has worked incredibly hard to attain the number one farm system in the league. Superstars in the making like Jake Reeves, Johnny Williams and Roberto Carrillo are either finding their way to the big league squad, or are a year or two away. Vista sported a $84 million payroll for the 2028 season, leading to a +141 run differential.
Kansas City Kings (97-65) 2nd in the CL Central
Led by 2B Chris Chandler and DH Toshimichi Kono, the Kings were bit more balanced, scoring 919 runs- good for 2nd in the CL, while allowing 661 runs, about middle of the pack in the CL. With average pitching and above average hitting, the Kings performed rather, well, averagely in extra inning or one run games. In fact, the Kings were below .500 in one run games, despite mid-season bullpen acquisitions. Kansas City is a three true outcome stadium, with 435 HRs launched there this season, as well as over 2,400 strike outs and almost 1,000 walks.
This obviously played a large role in the 200+ strike outs by SP Ron Young, who also dazzled with a 2.59 ERA. The Kings were also suspiciously healthy this season in contrast to Vista, which really helped the $50 million payroll attain a +258 run differential.
But they were the 2nd wildcard team for a reason- the Kings also play in the same division as Springfield.
Thursday, October 5th, 2028:
The Kings strike first in Vista, scoring 4 runs in the top of the first off All-Star Dave Jackson. Jackson settled down afterwards in his postseason debut, keeping the Kings off the board for the next four innings. Meanwhile, Vista chipped away at Kansas City starter Francisco Morales, tying the game in the 6th. In the eighth inning, Chris Chandler scored on a wild pitch by Antonio Lopez. Manuel Parra and Nick Parks closed out the game, with Johnny Williams striking out looking to end it.
Kings win, 5-4
Saturday, October 7th, 2028:
Paco Canpos happened. Canpos went 7 strong, allowing only 4 hits while striking out 4. Antonio Lopez came in to finish off the game in a combined ‘5-hitter’. The Panthers tied the series with a strong statement in Kansas City- we can pitch a shutout at any damn time.
Panthers win, 6-0
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Monday, October 9th, 2028 AND Tuesday, October 10th, 2028:
Back to Vista for the rubber game. The Kings tossed out their star, Ron Young while Vista brought in fan favorite and guy with his eyes wayyyy too close together, Randy Mailman. This was Mailman’s first start off the DL, a huge gamble by GM Calhoun.
Top of the 1st:
Calhoun’s Mailman gambit seemed to go south immediately, as the first three pitches to Chris Chandler were ball, ball, home run. Could this be the start of a blowout?!
No.
Mailman dealt with the mistake, learned and moved on. He immediately settled down and started to deliver. Taylor, Kono and Crawford were sat down in order. Kansas City leads 1-0
Kansas City LOB running count: 0
Bottom of the 1st:
Vista’s Catcher Gatan started the action off with a first pitch single, and second baseman Stephen Wilson worked a walk. First baseman was hit by a pitch, filling the bases with zero outs. Ron Young was rattled, and gave up a long flyball to Alfredo Rivera, and Gatan tagged up from third and scored, tying the game at 1-1. Could this be the start of a blowout?!
No.
Young got Bob Cunningham to ground out, and then struck out Gui-xiu Choi looking.
Vista LOB running count: 2
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Top of the 2nd:
Clean inning by the Mailman, and Oliver Lugo strikes out for the first time.
Kansas City LOB running count: 0
Lugo Strike Outs: 1
Bottom of the 2nd:
Francisco Marino starts things off with a double, but is stranded by Gatan.
Vista LOB running count: 3
Vista guys in scoring position with < 2 outs: 1
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Top of the 3rd:
Perfectly clean inning by the Mailman.
Kansas City LOB running count: 0
Lugo Strike Outs: 1
Bottom of the 3rd:
A leadoff triple for Stephen Wilson! Fangraphs puts the expected runs this inning at 1.426, but strikeout artist Ron Young has different ideas, striking out Sangi and Rivera, and inducing Cunningham into a weak grounder to end the inning.
Vista LOB running count: 3
Vista guys in scoring position with < 2 outs: 2
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Top of the 4th:
Douggie Fresh starts the inning off with a well-earned walk. Kono and Crawford both ground out to move Taylor to third. Catcher De La Cruz singles Douggie home! Kansas City regains the lead, 2-1. Lugo ends the inning with a strike out.
Kansas City LOB running count: 1
Lugo Strike Outs: 2
Bottom of the 4th:
Marino again gets on base with a one out single, then Johnny Williams strikes out while Marino is caught stealing second. Stop trying to steal on De La Cruz you jerks.
Vista LOB running count: 3
Vista guys in scoring position with < 2 outs: 2
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Top of the 5th:
Another clean inning for Mailman, leaving the score at 2-1 Kansas City.
Kansas City LOB running count: 1
Lugo Strike Outs: 2
Bottom of the 5th:
Lopez and Catan ground out, but not without Gatan putting up a 9 pitch at bat. Neat! The frustration gets to Ron Young who gives up a solo home run to the next batter, Stephen Wilson. Tie game, 2-2
Vista LOB running count: 3
Vista guys in scoring position with < 2 outs: 2
Note to the reader:
Dearest reader,
It’s me, the author, Colin Shelby. We’ve had a great time so far together, going through 5 innings in detail. Unfortunately, to those “in the know”, this game goes 17 fucking innings. And spoiler alert: it ends 3-2. So I can’t go through the next 12 innings in such detail. But my friends, I watched this live. Jordan was right there with me, as were some heroes on slack. So let me just skip to some highlights:
Top of the 7th:
Oliver Lugo strikes out.
Lugo Strike Outs: 3
Bottom of the 7th:
Johnny Williams starts the inning off with a triple. I’m sure you know where this is going- almost a 1.5 run expectancy, blah, blah. The next hitter walks, then a strike out, fly out and fly out.
Vista guys in scoring position with < 2 outs: 3
Top of the 12th:
Lugo strikes out.
Lugo Strike Outs: 4
Top of the 11th:
KCK gets Kono and Chandler to first and second base with 1 out (.9 RE). Obviously, this is followed by two fly outs.
Top of the 12th:
Lugo strikes out.
Lugo Strike Outs: 5
Top of the 14th:
Lugo hits a double! Third baseman Dave Parker flies out to end the inning.
Bottom of the 15th:
Gatan gets to second with one out. Strikeout, ground out. Fun!
Vista guys in scoring position with < 2 outs: 4
Top of the 17th:
Dave Parker starts the inning with a triple and 0 outs! Well, we know how this goes… WAIT! It’s KCK's turn! Eric Fuller (2028 batting average = .198) hits a deep enough foul ball so that Parker can tag up and score! It stands, and Kansas City wins 3-2
Records set:
KCK: Oliver Lugo ties the CL Playoff extra inning game record for strikeouts with 5.
KCK: Douglas Taylor ties the CL Playoff extra inning game record for strikeouts with 5.
VIS: Cisco Gatan sets the Vista playoff extra inning game record for at bats with 8.
Fun Facts:
The game lasted 4:57 minutes.
Player of the game: Randy Mailman
VIS: 14 LOB
VIS: Runners in scoring position with 2 outs: 6
VIS: Runners in scoring position with less than 2 outs: 4
VIS: Total Bases: 22 (7 were Stephen Wilson)
VIS: "Fuck"s uttered: 82
KCK: 8 LOB
KCK: Runners in scoring position with 2 outs: 4
KCK: Total Bases: 16 (7 were Chris Chandler)
KCK: Times making that
face: 4
This game broke a ton of rules, and I was very very fortunate to win. Preventing a leadoff triple from scoring twice is bonkers. This off-season will see Kono move on, possibly Vista's Canpos too, but I'm hoping we get a rematch. Jordan somehow didn't punch his computer screen or threaten me online, for which I'm grateful.